Stories

We made the Top 100! 📕

Beelzebub approves 😈

Jul 7 •

A Sea Lion Tried To Murder Me! 🦭🔪

But failed miserably.

Jun 29 •

Henry Powell and the Cursed Landline ☎️

From "The Henry Powell Is Concerned" Series

Jun 10 •

The Unexpected Exorcist: Now a Book! 😈

Signed Copies & Demonic Protection Spells Included 🧙‍♂️

May 30 •

I Became a Hundredaire At Age 11

And How Lyle Weber Invented ‘Name Your Price’ Pricing

May 26 •

A Pleasant Day At Cape Foulweather

The Very Observational Newsletter, Vol. 6

May 4 •

How Not To Make A Marble At Home

The Show-And-Tell Incident Of 1980

Feb 1 •

A Mild Stomach Bug (Or Something) 🦠

And A Book Update!

Jan 25 •

My Violin Hickey 🎻😽

And Finally Getting To Carnegie Hall

Jan 14 •

The Swing Of The Pendulum

The Substack Zone Short Story

Nov 24, 2024 •

On Thin Ice In Rural Wisconsin

Infamy And The Lions' Klunker

Nov 12, 2024 •

A Strange Day In The Life Of A DoorDash Dasher 🛥️

And What A 4-Star Review Will Get You ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Oct 19, 2024 •

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