Stories

A Strange Day In The Life Of A DoorDash Dasher 🛥️

And What A 4-Star Review Will Get You ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Oct 19 •

On Donating A Stolen Car That Wasn't Stolen

My Journey To The Other Side Of The Law And Back Again

Sep 29 •

The Drone And My Stigmata

A Short-Lived Drone And A Brief Sainthood

Sep 16 •

The Wisconsin Cheese Curd Protocol

Also, The Airport Cheese Curd Incident Of 2023

Sep 9 •

The World's Largest Pudding Cup

Sometimes The Oompa-Loompas Are Wrong

Aug 24 •

The Highly-Sensitive Gunslinger

The Wild West Of Teaching Kids To Shoot In Rural 1980s America

Aug 19 •

The Joys Of The Madeline Island Ferry🤗

Also, Seasickness And How Not To Die On A Ferry 🛥️💀

Aug 3 •

The U-Cut Lavender Farm Experience🪻

Are You A Lavender Picker Or A Lavender Holder?

Jul 21 •

Create A Super-Viral, Hyper-Local Bestseller... Like My Dad!

The Incredible Saga Of The 'Murder In Menomonie' Book Release

Jul 7 •

My Nemesis & Walking My Cat

Sometimes Correlation IS Causation

Jun 30 •

The "Like An Animal In The Zoo" Incident Of 2016

This Is How We Live Now—In An Apartment!

Jun 16 •

How To Move A Diabetic Cat Across The United States

And Other Considerations

Jun 9 •

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