Stories

How Not To Make A Marble At Home

The Show-And-Tell Incident Of 1980

Feb 1 •

A Mild Stomach Bug (Or Something) 🦠

And A Book Update!

Jan 25 •

My Violin Hickey 🎻😽

And Finally Getting To Carnegie Hall

Jan 14 •

The Swing Of The Pendulum

The Substack Zone Short Story

Nov 24, 2024 •

On Thin Ice In Rural Wisconsin

Infamy And The Lions' Klunker

Nov 12, 2024 •

A Strange Day In The Life Of A DoorDash Dasher 🛥️

And What A 4-Star Review Will Get You ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Oct 19, 2024 •

On Donating A Stolen Car That Wasn't Stolen

My Journey To The Other Side Of The Law And Back Again

Sep 29, 2024 •

The Drone And My Stigmata

A Short-Lived Drone And A Brief Sainthood

Sep 16, 2024 •

The Wisconsin Cheese Curd Protocol

Also, The Airport Cheese Curd Incident Of 2023

Sep 9, 2024 •

The World's Largest Pudding Cup

Sometimes The Oompa-Loompas Are Wrong

Aug 24, 2024 •

The Highly-Sensitive Gunslinger

The Wild West Of Teaching Kids To Shoot In Rural 1980s America

Aug 19, 2024 •

The Joys Of The Madeline Island Ferry🤗

Also, Seasickness And How Not To Die On A Ferry 🛥️💀

Aug 3, 2024 •

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