Essays

My Nemesis & Walking My Cat

Sometimes Correlation IS Causation

Jun 30 •

The King Tides Of Oregon And TikTok FAME!

How To Go Viral By Almost Getting Swept Out To Sea

May 18 •

I Am Not Crossing That Bridge When I Come To It

Sometimes It Is A Bridge Too Far: Living With Gephyrophobia

May 16 •

How To Get Thrown Out Of The Tower Of London

A Tourist’s Guide

May 13 •

Thank You, World Book Encyclopedia

You Created A Monster

May 5 •

I-94 And The Ocean

I was born in Menomonie, Wisconsin.

May 3 •

Are You Related To Norman Rockwell?

Yes, But It’s Complicated

Apr 5 •

Am I An Oregon Coast Local?

No. I'm A Proud "Resident Non-Local™"

Mar 13 •

The Obligatory Scene In EVERY World War II Movie

I Present... The Glenn Miller Dance Hall Scene

Mar 9 •

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